People think that I am quiet because I am shy. But really, I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all fucking retards.
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected becomes the expected?
Some people are just like trees. They take forever to grow up.
I don’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me..
history exam in 20 years: what were the causes of the Miley rebellion
My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test.